That's how I would sound if I were to say "balloon" out loud.
That's what my head feels like right now.
One o' these
Yet, while I was Googling that picture I found this picture
And, just for a moment, the absurd impracticality of wearing a dress made entirely of balloons made my head feel a little less like a "Ballood" and I laughed a little.
Oh allergies, if I had a pin I would pop you! . . . . . . .
. . . ew