Friday, January 1, 2010

The Pillow Case

Were pillows really invented for sleeping?
Cause sometimes I get the feeling they were invented for "DIY Therapy"

Think about it, they're:
a) soft enough that when you punch them it doesn't hurt
b) absorbent enough that when you scream into them you can keep it to yourself
c) stain-proof enough that when you cry into them the mascara washes out (if you act quickly)
d) comfortable enough that when you're worn out from doing a, b, & c you can relax and let it go

I think in most cases, nothing is truly horrible enough that you should torture your poor pillow.

Seriously, what did it ever do to you?

1 comment:

tscotriverside said...

i love pillows...i keep 4 of them on my bed for such occasions. each one has a personality of its own and comes in handy on different occasions.