Note:

(Lindsay's announcer voice)
Contrary to popular belief,

The drama that we all came to know and "love" in high school does not end, and/or cease to exist, and/or stay tucked away in your gym locker for the next unfortunate victim to stumble upon as soon as they hand you your high school diploma.

Oh no, my friends!
It'll be back!
Just you wait!

*phew*

Ah-hem.

Please proceed with caution
And enjoy the ride.


Thank you.