…I’m just really good at acting.
Stupid Lesson #1:
When the bottle of self-tanning mist says,
“Spray…at arm’s length”
It means it!
Stupid Lesson #2:
Don’t run outside in the sun when it’s 92 degrees.
Stupid Lesson #3:
Don’t try out the new-fangled “bare foot running” technique when it’s 92 degrees outside.
Stupid Lesson #4:
Football turf is NOT a cool relief to burning feet like grass is
…so book it to the shade and put your socks back on.
Yep, yep, yep.
All in a days work!
I’d show you pictures of my blistered feet and “sun-streaked” legs
…but I’m not THAT stupid ;)
How boring would life be if you couldn't laugh at yourself once in a while?