I've moved from the fear of my niece having a boyfriend before I do
to the fear of my niece having a husband before I do.
It's just a small fear...
but it may or may not have manifest itself in my dream a couple nights ago...
My most recent fortune cookie says,
"You have great power that you are not utilizing."
So, I'm thinking, I'm about to discover that I have superpowers...
cause I really don't know what else it could be referring to.
So, don't be alarmed if I start wearing thick-rimmed glasses to hide my true identity and dashing suddenly into nearby phone booths.
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Umm...so, is it unhealthy that the thought of watching The Biggest Loser gets me through my Tuesdays...? Cause...it does.
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I told my sore throat,
"Uh-uh! I don't have time to be sick."
If only it was that easy.
Don't get sick, guys. It's not worth it.
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I am seriously considering wearing a work badge that says,
"I'm 23! Keep walking, old man."
(shudder)
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I'm currently addicted to this online
I wish I still did this kind of stuff in school. It's fun!
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So...
Apparently it's really cold in Utah right now.
I was only outside for like...2 minutes total today, so I wouldn't know
EXCEPT for the fact that everyone and their dog (yes, why people put their dogs on Facebook is beyond me) is statusing about the temperature.
It doesn't help that I'm about to spend like 30 minutes straight out in the elements.
...suddenly I'm wishing I had brought a scarf today.
If I don't return...I'm probably a popsicle.
Wish me luck!
And stay warm, people!
4 comments:
Interesting how facebook will pretty much tell you everything you need to know about your day before you find it out for yourself. I woke up, started on homework, checked FB and discovered that "its freezing"... then I went outside and discovered that FB was right for once :)
And I am now to the phase where I'm pretty sure my newly wedded niece will have a baby before me. I am too young to be a great aunt, right? RIGHT!?!
Good luck in the cold!
I trust FB statuses implicitly when it comes to the weather. Haha!
(Have you ever watched the Italian film Life is Beautiful? I checked it out from the library, but I couldn't finish it, because it was damaged beyond repair. Now I've got to find it somewhere else. Sadface.)
This comment is brought to you by the word "prizin," which has been my house today, because I couldn't go outside. ;)
I'm not going to lie...I'm extremely tempted to go through and click the "I'm Too Lazy To Write About How Much I Like This" box on every single one of your posts but I won't.
I love the randomosity posts. I wish I could feel bad for you...I don't. What is the age difference between you and your niece? If it's less than 10 years then you're still better off than having your younger brother (if you had one) get married before you.
I love fortune cookie wisdom. I'm sorry that you have a sore throat. And, I'm sorry it's so stinking cold outside (that one is more sorry for myself than for you).
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