I am just too tired to even blink right now.
Like, I'm amazed that my fingers even have the energy to type this.
And it doesn't help that the more tired I get
The more melodramatic I become.
Perhaps you've noticed.
I'm thinking this could be a melodramatically long day.
Just a hunch.
We're talking eons in length!
Like, 5:30p is lightyears from this very moment
And I can't even move more than a centimeter
Without gasping for air
And getting lightheaded.
Except for my fingers, of course.
But my fingers are tired, too, I can tell.
Like, if they had respiratory system of their own,
They'd be yawning,
Like in 10 second increments.
My eyes are so dry from lack of blinking
Due to lack of energy
That they'd probably be able to soak up more eye drops
Than an entire roll of Bounty quilted paper towels could!