Thursday, January 13, 2011

Guys, Good, & Going Green Garbage






*Apologies to my Facebook friends. Some of these random thoughts have been Facebooked about previously.

The good and bad of finding that your phone somehow made its way into the lining of the sofa while you were napping. Bad: You'll probably end up calling it at least 5 times before you find its general vicinity. Good: You get a complimentary massage for your patience if it's on vibrate.

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Turns out boys don't appreciate you talking to them in any way, shape or form unless you're interested in them. This could get tricky.

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I love people. People make life awesome. What would life be like without people? Probably something like the movie "I Am Legend" but I wouldn't know cause I still haven't seen it...and I'm happy to keep it that way.

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If you have one of those macs with a really shiny screen and your wallpaper is black it tends to make a GREAT mirror if you by chance ran right out the door 5 minutes after waking up and didn't have time to fix your hair at the stoplights. That, in a nutshell, may or may not be the way this week is going for me.

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If you want to increase your productivity and level of happiness every single day, the only sure way I have found is to diligently study THIS BOOK before jumping in to anything else. It sounds crazy, but if I do this before I even touch my homework, I'm much happier and seem to accomplish more than I'd otherwise be able to. Blessings, friends, that's what those are called.

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Freshly dipped chocolate-covered cinnamon bears should be a regular part of everyone's diet. Mm-mm-mm!


I understand the whole "going green" environmental protection thing...but can we recycle everything BUT the things we put in our mouths? Cause frankly, I'm sick of eating with recyclable utensils on those days when I forget to bring my own plasticware for lunch. It's like they have the golden touch...accept that everything they touch tastes like garbage.

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This morning when I woke up I had the word "unconscionable" stuck in my head. It would seem that I am sequentially accumulating intellective elements in my cerebrum whilst drifting in my nocturnal reverie. Yes. Quite.

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Yesterday I had my first Intermediate Pilates class. It should almost count as an Anatomy credit, too, because I'm pretty sure I never knew how many muscles I had in my legs until now. Ouchy.

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I think all mornings should start somewhere between 7:30 and 9:30am. I swear I sleep at night, but the way I feel at 5:30am doesn't reflect a single second of that. Lame.

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You know you spend way too much time on your laptop when you lift the lid of the toilet to clean it and expect to hear the start up sound of your computer.

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I think a vacation from my regularly scheduled life would be fabulous right about now. Bahamas anyone? And perhaps a detour through Europe?

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I've been thinking about inventing a new interactive dancing/belting game for the Kinect that allows you to partay it up while dealing with break-ups and weight loss all in one! I think I'll call it "You, Me and Beyonce!" I have high hopes.

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I think I crave carbalicious breakfast foods more than anyone I know... Like right now for instance. Anyone got a pancake they're not using? ;)

...I think it's safe to say that having an empty stomach greatly influences the content of my "random" thoughts.

Have a good day, everybody!

2 comments:

Chess said...

Your second thought is so true. And so lame. I also found out that boys only want to watch movies for "a purpose." I like your idea of a vacation. First, I need to find some money! And nothing is better than choco-covered cinnamon bears. I looove them. :-)

Dylan Angell said...

Lindsay,
I have had a rough day. I have chronic knee problems, and have been working with doctors and physical therapy for over a year now. Today, my doctor told me that there were no solutions left, and that they couldn't fix my knees. I lost hope. I will be on a cane, and in constant pain for the rest of my life. I am 19. After crying for a good long while, I searched "show me why the world is beautiful" to try to remember why I keep going. Your blog came up and I read an entry or two. I cannot thank you enough. You have raised my spirits back from the point of giving up. Your ability to see the light and sparkle in even the toughest parts of life has restored my hope. Please never stop writing. Your outlook and approach to life is one of the most beautiful things I have seen. Today, you have most definitely made a difference in someone's life.