If Friday Were a Man

He'd be my husband,

Because I'm pretty convinced I can't live without him.

He'd be my lasting crush since Kindergarden

The one who'd chase me in kissing tag and I'd secretly like it.

Yep!

I love Friday that much.

. . .

But wait,

Everybody loves Friday!

Hmm...

Ok, so he'd probably be a celebrity,

The most coveted bachelor

Ever to grace the red carpet with his attractiveness.

Like, "Look out, Brad & Orlando!" attractiveness,

Because we all love him that much!

. . .

But then, the guys would probably hate Friday.

Jealousy, you know.

So, he'd probably have a twin sister,

Friday the female,

Equally as adored and coveted,

A regular on the cover of Vogue and such.

. . .

Yep!

I'd have posters of Friday plastered all over my walls,

And I'd squeal like a school girl whenever I saw him or heard mention of his name,

And I'd Tvoe his every appearance on Oprah and the Tonight Show,

If Friday were a man.

Because I love him,

Yes I do,

That much!

. . .

Love your Friday,

Whomever he/she may be!