Friday, February 26, 2010

If Friday Were a Man


He'd be my husband,


Because I'm pretty convinced I can't live without him.


He'd be my lasting crush since Kindergarden


The one who'd chase me in kissing tag and I'd secretly like it.


Yep!


I love Friday that much.


. . .


But wait,


Everybody loves Friday!


Hmm...


Ok, so he'd probably be a celebrity,


The most coveted bachelor


Ever to grace the red carpet with his attractiveness.


Like, "Look out, Brad & Orlando!" attractiveness,


Because we all love him that much!


. . .


But then, the guys would probably hate Friday.


Jealousy, you know.


So, he'd probably have a twin sister,


Friday the female,


Equally as adored and coveted,


A regular on the cover of Vogue and such.


. . .


Yep!


I'd have posters of Friday plastered all over my walls,


And I'd squeal like a school girl whenever I saw him or heard mention of his name,


And I'd Tvoe his every appearance on Oprah and the Tonight Show,


If Friday were a man.


Because I love him,


Yes I do,


That much!


. . .


Love your Friday,
Whomever he/she may be!


4 comments:

tscotriverside said...

i have to admit, i do have a crush on Friday's twin sister. She's great. I always look forward to seeing her and, while she keeps me waiting, she's never late. I love her.

Catherine Newman said...

Lindsay, I absolutely adore your blog and this entry made my day. You are a fantastic writer!! I hope you and Friday have fun together and you have a great rest of the weekend! :)

Kitty said...

this just made my day. fantastic. adore your writing!!!

Jordan said...

Another insightful, common, everyday observation put to words so beautifully crafted it could be a song! Well done, Lindsay, well done!