Dear New Week,
Ok so, here’s the deal! I will agree to come quietly if you grant me one of the following:
a) Make my hair grow to my elbows.
b) Introduce me to my husband.
c) Assist me in my fitness goals.
d) Graciously give me 10,000 dollars.
e) Send me to Europe. (If you feel so inclined, I’ll let you combine this one with option b)
f) Fast forward to May (aka graduation).
g) Do my homework.
h) All of the above.
If you consider all the things that you ask of me, I think you’ll find that I'm really not asking that much. Yes, I know that this deal is too good to pass up, so I’ll let you decide on your options. No need to tell me which one you pick, I like surprises. Many thanks.
Yours Truly,
P.S. Aw, did you just tell that janitor to give me a tootsie roll? I like your style. You can just keep those coming in a steady flow...and maybe some peanut butter m&ms...especially if you pick option c! Alright, thanks.
3 comments:
Whoa, I read this too fast the first time and thought I read hair growning out of your elbows?! Ha-Ha!
Can I just say that I look forward to my breaks at work everyday so much so I can read what you have to say? Yep, it's true. I love your blog and everything you have to say-you always know how to put everyone in a better mood with your humor and life wisdom. You are amazing!!!
Goodness gracious! I write that letter every week too! Word for word. It's amazing how you read my mind. ;-) It is like we are in "unissin" (word verification). How fitting!
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